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Cum crust is available in two forms. First is the cum from a penis that dries on a vagina after sex.
The second is when a female gets sexually excited and excretes her lubricant onto her panties where it dries and becomes crusty.
After making love both male and female bodily fluids, cum,soak the vaginal area and the penis. If one does not wash after sex and allows this to dry a thin white layer of cum crust will form on the head of the penis and the vagina resulting in cum crust.
cum crust by Jay Latimer March 10, 2008
The act of cumming on her chest and letting it dry out giving it that glazed donut texture and feeding it to her
Cum crust by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Cumcluster

Susie looked at her new Cumcluster 3,000,000 with trepidation.... "Is that a fucking arm!?"....
Cumcluster by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023
Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!
I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!
Cum-Crust by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Cumclusters

Another hip name for crack cocaine
Hey Tony, got any cumclusters?

cumfrustrated

cumfrasted explain the female version of blue balls, similar to constipation, cumfrastion is the inability despite the need and attempt to reach orgasm.
ie: Adam came over and ward had a hardcore make out session, then he got calledin to work, so I am completely cumfrustrated.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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