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cum crust
Cum crust is available in two forms. First is the cum from a penis that dries on a vagina after sex.
The second is when a female gets sexually excited and excretes her lubricant onto her panties where it dries and becomes crusty.
The second is when a female gets sexually excited and excretes her lubricant onto her panties where it dries and becomes crusty.
After making love both male and female bodily fluids, cum,soak the vaginal area and the penis. If one does not wash after sex and allows this to dry a thin white layer of cum crust will form on the head of the penis and the vagina resulting in cum crust.
cum crust by Jay Latimer March 10, 2008
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Cum crust
The act of cumming on her chest and letting it dry out giving it that glazed donut texture and feeding it to her
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Cumcluster
Cumcluster by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023
Cum-Crust
Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!
Cum-Crust by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
Cumclusters
Cumclusters by Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppsssss May 21, 2018
cumfrustrated
cumfrasted explain the female version of blue balls, similar to constipation, cumfrastion is the inability despite the need and attempt to reach orgasm.
ie: Adam came over and ward had a hardcore make out session, then he got calledin to work, so I am completely cumfrustrated.
cumfrustrated by Candy Flower April 9, 2016
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