cumcrust

gritty textured dried up semen that makes telltale opaque stains

Monica lewinsky's little black dress was tastefully embellished with President Clinton's cumcrust.

by joshster August 12, 2007

cum crust

Cum crust is available in two forms. First is the cum from a penis that dries on a vagina after sex.
The second is when a female gets sexually excited and excretes her lubricant onto her panties where it dries and becomes crusty.

After making love both male and female bodily fluids, cum,soak the vaginal area and the penis. If one does not wash after sex and allows this to dry a thin white layer of cum crust will form on the head of the penis and the vagina resulting in cum crust.

by Jay Latimer March 10, 2008

Cum crust

The act of cumming on her chest and letting it dry out giving it that glazed donut texture and feeding it to her

Did u like that cum crust last night

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

Cumcluster

Collective noun for orgasms

Susie looked at her new Cumcluster 3,000,000 with trepidation.... "Is that a fucking arm!?"....

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 16, 2023

Cum-Crust

Cum-Crust is the dried remnant of banana-gasm the dude you just sucked off left on your lips after you've finished. Its good - so lick it up!

I just sucked Matt's big banana, and now I've got his Cum-Crust on my lips!

by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021

Cumclusters

Another hip name for crack cocaine

Hey Tony, got any cumclusters?

by Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppsssss May 21, 2018

cumfrustrated

cumfrasted explain the female version of blue balls, similar to constipation, cumfrastion is the inability despite the need and attempt to reach orgasm.

ie: Adam came over and ward had a hardcore make out session, then he got calledin to work, so I am completely cumfrustrated.

by Candy Flower April 9, 2016