cumcritter
Girl 1: People who don't have kids are on vacation 24/7
Girl 2: It ain't my fault that you chose to birth a cumcritter
Girl 2: It ain't my fault that you chose to birth a cumcritter
cumcritter by Thatgirlie December 5, 2025
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cumshitter
1. A homosexual male who enjoys taking a dick into his ass and having another male ejaculate his man juice into his ass, resulting in the taker shitting out cum after the homoerotic experience.
2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
Lance Bass is a cumshitter.
cumshitter by 0prah September 10, 2008
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cumshitter
1. A homosexual male who enjoys taking a dick into his ass and having another male ejaculate his man juice into his ass, resulting in the taker shitting out cum after the homoerotic experience.
2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
2.A guy who shits out cum as a result of analsex with other males
Lance Bass is a cumshitter .
cumshitter by 0prah August 8, 2006
Cumquitters
Anytime a man tries to have sex with am extremely gorgeous girl. They leave themselves to cum very quickly and, internally it is because in the last ten seconds they have instantaneously enjoyed sex and then gone so far as to acknowledge, with no further knowledge, that they are not able to "have the girl". They mentally give up by telling themselves that they cannot have the girl. In consequence, extremely pretty girls go to bed at 3pm in the afternoon and sleep excessively through Valentine's Day quitting on every cumming again. It is a full circle notion, leading back to the statement of another popular societal mantra that Pretty Girls do kill, its just in unique ways.
That cumquitter moved to BC to get me out of his head. Well hes blue balls to me then.
Any pretty girl - I think I might have to go back to my ex-boyfriend
Any friend- You can't he was totally abusive in the end.
Any pretty girl - Yeah its been a year I just havent been able to find anyone who can last longer than two minutes. Theyre all cumquitters
Any girl- that guy just ghosted me
Any friend - shit seriously?!?!?!!!!! But you just had a shitty relationship *in the past year
Any girl - Yeah I think Im quitting on cumming ever again. He already cumquit on me, so we'll just cumquit on ourself.
Any pretty girl - I think I might have to go back to my ex-boyfriend
Any friend- You can't he was totally abusive in the end.
Any pretty girl - Yeah its been a year I just havent been able to find anyone who can last longer than two minutes. Theyre all cumquitters
Any girl- that guy just ghosted me
Any friend - shit seriously?!?!?!!!!! But you just had a shitty relationship *in the past year
Any girl - Yeah I think Im quitting on cumming ever again. He already cumquit on me, so we'll just cumquit on ourself.
Cumquitters by Allmensuck May 6, 2018
Cumshitter
Noun - Person (usually male) that receives anal sex from another male and allows him to ejaculate in his ass. Then the receiver pushes the semen back out into the cummers face
Cumshitter by CloakMaster June 14, 2018
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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