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cumbug slutbag 

a "cumbug slutbag" is a slutty nitbag woman with HIV who sleeps with many men and sucks dick as a hobby; resulting in a diverse cummy mattress. cumbug slutbag's often lie about everything and beg it off every boy she comes in contact with. cumbug slutbags have no friends and have huge foreheads.
"Oh look! There's Izzy Brown!"
"Oh yeah, shes such a cumbug slutbag."
"I know, so is that Karen Hay girl, apparently she fucked some fat bloke then saw another boy the same night and he gave her head!"
"Gross! bet she lied about it too!"
"Obviously, shes a cumbug slutbag. No wonder she goes through so many boys."

Bah Cumbug

I bah cumbugged on Kaylas face last night
Bah Cumbug by L$$$ December 15, 2016

Cumbussable 

Someone who not only makes you horny but makes you want to cum just thinking about them. Just the thought or sight of them makes you want to nut all over and/or inside them.
duante: Look pear-shaped bitches like brianna love, mya g and miya g, they be so cumbussable

kanye: ye gentles got a ass that would swallow up a g-strings and up top, two bee stings

cumbucket list 

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.
1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."
The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
To ejaculate or blow your load rapidly. Used in the porn industry to describe when a guy sprays his cum all over the female actress' face.
How bout I cumbust all over ur face.
cumbust by Rajib May 18, 2005