cumulating

a word used to describe the feeling associated with having something accumulate and orgasming all over the place all at the same time. this word is usually used by asians who have difficulties speaking the engrish ranguage.

"i want to cumulate all over your face"

-"dude, last night i was putting my legos into a pile and jacking off at the same time"

-"so you were cumulating?"
-"yeah brahhh"

by antzinthepantz April 19, 2010

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Cumboating

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

by RobRum January 5, 2009

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cumbulating

The position a cat is in when it has all of it's paws curled under it's body and has it's eyes closed.

Felix looks so content when he is cumbulating

by topperman May 20, 2014

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Cumplaning

Similar to hydroplaning, the act of slipping on lost sperm usually found on the floor.

"Dude, I almost cracked my head today."
"What happened?"
"I was cumplaning."
"That's why I have carpeted floors"

by AirRoar February 26, 2010

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copulating

the act of having sex, or fucking.

The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.

by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

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Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP)

"Cumulative Cunt Paradox" occurs when a plan intended for a limited number of people is accidentally shared with a cunt that not only wants to join but also shares the plan with multiple other cunts. Thereby ruining the entire plan for the original group of people.

I wanted to go on a one day trip to London with a couple of my acquaintances, but the Cumulative Cunt Paradox (CCP) occurred and now the whole fucking plan is ruined.

by the_almighty_zet October 21, 2021

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