Cumitating

When you cum so good that you start levitating

Bro... she jacked me off so good I started cumitating

by YocamomaDaBoobie June 3, 2021

culminating project

A project devised by districts around the country to bother the high school senior class by making them work 20 more hours outside of school to prove that they can do a project. In short it's totally lame.

Friend 1 IM: Hey man what's up, I haven't seen you on WoW in five hours.

Friend 2 IM: The culminating project is wasting my life away man.

by Shane Fender April 28, 2008

Cumboating

The act of ejaculating onto a non porous surface (such as PVC mattress cover) and then sliding around on it.

Chris blew his load all over the bed, then cumboated around whilst his girlfriend looked on horrified. She did not approve of his cumboating fetish.

by RobRum January 5, 2009

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

Cumsitting

Cum on your chair and sit on it.

I walked in on my bro cumsitting last night I was like "dude, lock the freakin' door!"

by chead August 26, 2010

cumsitting

Cumsitting is sitting in cum. This phenomenon started when a woman in Africa claimed that she had not slept with a man but had become pregnant by unwittingly sitting in a man's spilled seed. Cumsitting itself has deep roots in the cum fetish branch of the homosexual community.

Melanie: How goes the Milky White Throne, Cumsitter?
Josh: My ass is slimy and soft from cumsitting, Melly.

by cumsitter August 25, 2010

cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

by mmm69 October 21, 2003