Cumable 

Definition given to 'fine ass bitches' that can be considered for intercourse. The unsuspecting male will usually run up behind the cumable female and begin dry humping in order to proove she is indeed cumable. If so then the male will begin intercourse, by some means, and then proceed to cum in her. Used to grade bitches from a far, by accessing whether they could make you orgasm.
Some variations include a gradign system in which males question whether they can make the female cum.

Check out that fine ass bitch, she's beeping 100 on my cumable radar.

Do you think shes cumable?
Who cares, I just pissed myself

Cumable by Shanw January 19, 2006

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

Cumble Tea 

Bubble Tea + Cum = Cumble Tea

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................

Cumble Tea by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020

Cummable 

A word to describe/rate a female's attractiveness.

Oh baby! She is so cummable! No paper bags needed here!

Oh gross! She is so not cummable...I'd rather do it with a porcupine!

Cummable by King of Cumalot February 2, 2010

cumbler 

n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant

That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.

cumbler by thefjordsman June 15, 2009

Cumbleweed 

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.

"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."

Cumbleweed by 1101101101 April 16, 2014

Cummable 

When a something or someone looks so good, that you could cum on it or on them

Me:Yo did you see matt?

Friend: yes, he’s looking very cummable today.

Me: yo this new fifa game is looking very cummable
Friend: ikr

Cummable by English balls April 30, 2022