Definition given to 'fine ass bitches' that can be considered for intercourse. The unsuspecting male will usually run up behind the cumable female and begin dry humping in order to proove she is indeed cumable. If so then the male will begin intercourse, by some means, and then proceed to cum in her. Used to grade bitches from a far, by accessing whether they could make you orgasm.
Some variations include a gradign system in which males question whether they can make the female cum.
Check out that fine ass bitch, she's beeping 100 on my cumable radar.
Do you think shes cumable?
Who cares, I just pissed myself
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.