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n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant
That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.

Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.
cumbler by thefjordsman June 15, 2009
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When a person swishes semen/cum inside of their mouth, and makes a bubble with their mouth.
Regina doesn't like to swallow, because she is a cumbler.
cumbler by TorkMe January 6, 2023

Cum Cumbler 

When a man is so desperate to cum on or in you at any time, even if your family member just passed away he just wants to be a cum cumbler and cum. He has no heart, his heart is in his cock.
"Oh my god, my cat just died I was crying but he wanted to cum all over me being a cum cumbler."

Q-cumbersome 

When a word has too many Qs
All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

Cumberbooty 

The name for Benedict Cumberbatch's booty - everyone wants the Cumberbooty
Olivia wants the Cumberbooty

Grace needs the Cumberbooty

Matt Smith wasn't discreet about his love for the Cumberbooty
Cumberbooty by CumberCookie January 10, 2014

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

cumbercookies

Cumbercookies are what the fans of Benedict Cumberbatch call themselves so when they all come together, they can become a 'Cumber-batch' like a batch of cookies.
Benedict Fan When Alone: "My people and I are Cumbercookies!"
Benedict Fans In A Group Of 2+: "We are the Cumberbatch!"
cumbercookies by MutantWhoLockian December 2, 2013