A rare disease in which your butt crumbles into pieces from being butthurt. There are several stages at stage 5 you will need to operate at stage 9 you will need the iron butt and at stage 11 there's nothing more that can be done for you god have mercy on you soul.
Person one: Have you talked to Josh lately?
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)