Cum-mudgeon 

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

Cum-mudgeon by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

Curmudgeon 

a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man.

my neighbor is a curmudgeon.

Curmudgeon by Dave hannar September 10, 2003

curmudgeon's fallacy 

The belief efforts to protect people from calamity will only lead to them being more careless, and bringing on more calamity.

This is a fallacy because it (a) assumes people can adjust personal risk to replicate an incomparable situation, and (b) it confusing risk-taking and risky behavior. "Risk-taking" is a neutral term that includes anything that increases risk in some way, such as operating a machine at a higher speed. This usually is done to get some other benefit. "Risky behavior" is foolish, feckless, or sloppy behavior that has no intrinsic utility to the person engaging in it.

An example of the curmudgeon's fallacy is the erroneous claim that safer cars make for careless drivers.

curmudgeon's fallacy by Abu Yahya October 19, 2008

Curmudgeon 

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.

He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"

...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"

A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!

That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!

That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!

That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!

Curmudgeon by thedzone September 23, 2009

Curmudgeon 

somebody considered to be bad-tempered, disagreeable, or stubborn. A killjoy, a wet blanket

Roy is a curmudgeon, lets not invite him.

Curmudgeon by Curmudgeony October 23, 2008

cough medicine curmudgeon 

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon

cough medicine curmudgeon by Shishkeberry October 23, 2006

curmudgeon's fallacy 

The idea that, if you mitigate the consequences of a particular type of accident, then that type of accident will necessarily occur much more frequently, more than negating the initial benefit.

The CF assumes that human nature is perverse and seeks to equalize consequences. Hence, improved automotive technologies such as air bags, ABS, space frames, etc. will be offset (or more than offset) by careless driving, leading to increased highway fatalities.

FALSIFICATION: Empirical evidence shows that, while reducing consequences increases risky behavior, overall safety/health outcomes are better. Insurance companies with a stake in reducing claims verify this.

More generally, the CF confuses all forms of risk-taking, such as faster highway speeds, with fecklessness. Increased speed and convenience (for motorists) has utility; and there is no principle in welfare economics that says risk-taking will increase by an amount sufficient to offset the safety measures.

The massively overrated book *Freakanomics* (Dubner & Leavitt) includes many examples of the curmudgeon's fallacy.

curmudgeon's fallacy by Abu Yahya October 16, 2008