Curmudgeon

a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man.

my neighbor is a curmudgeon.

by Dave hannar September 10, 2003

Curmudgeon

A grumpy old man meaner than a codger or geezer.

He yells rules at you like:" If you break that you gotta pay for it!!"

...or..." Didn't you see the sign on my lawn: KEEP OFF THE GRASS?!!!"

A very mean old man who pissed you off because you really didn't do anything to him!

That old curmudgeon called the cops on me for knocking on his door!!!

That curmudgeon next door just gave me the finger!

That curmudgeon over there accused me of breaking his window and says he gonna sue!!!

by thedzone September 23, 2009

Curmudgeon

somebody considered to be bad-tempered, disagreeable, or stubborn. A killjoy, a wet blanket

Roy is a curmudgeon, lets not invite him.

by Curmudgeony October 23, 2008

curmudgeon

an old cranky character. a hunched over senior with a bad attitude.

damn your old ass grandmama is a freaking curmudgeon!

by Crazy68 August 21, 2009

Curmudgeon

cur·mudg·eon /kərˈməjən/

Noun: A bad-tempered or surly person

Michelle is a curmudgeon, she got all bent out of shape when some twitwad wouldn't leave her door alone, and she yelled at them.

Grandpa is becoming a old curmudgeon!

by Fauxrook April 22, 2011

curmudgeon

A grump revels in being difficult and obtuse. Often found hiding in caves in Scotland, away from direct sunlight. Guaranteed to rain on your parade at every turn, these bad tempered creatures (often bearded and mustached) have a an undoubted place in society.....to counter life's over optimistics.

"My, that dude over there moaning about the state of the beer in this pub (his local) is a right old curmudgeon!"

by Braidwood Terrorist July 20, 2012

curmudgeon

A man who lives in the Northern California coast. He is less of a curmudgeon than he thinks he is, but in order to keep him from evolving into such a creature, his friends allow him the illusion.

My friend thinks he is a curmudgeon. Reality is that he's just in a bad mood most of the time.

by Cashew2 October 30, 2011