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When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.

Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight

Cum-fetti by Nonce cunt May 25, 2018

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Cumfetti

Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.

I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.

Cumfetti by Pienese! November 28, 2010

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Cumfetti Clap

When you cum in your hand and hi five post coitus resulting in a showering spray of sex juice.

Sam: Suh dude, you should’ve seen me and Xim last night. I pulled out and we did the Cumfetti Clap.
Robbie: Aw dude that slaps.

Cumfetti Clap by artvandelaé October 24, 2019

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Cumfetti

Synonym for the act of ejaculating, a codeword used easily in public because it sounds so much like confetti. Verb, present tense.

I just knew I was about to cumfetti all over her face, but I couldn't help it.

Cumfetti by Nortegirl123 September 26, 2009

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cumfetti

The little bits of tissue stuck to your penis after masturbating.

I prefer to jizz in a sock instead of tissue because I don't want to clean up the cumfetti.

cumfetti by Harry Tipper August 31, 2012

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Cumfetti

When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.

"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."

Cumfetti by patrick fuhken williams April 7, 2008

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Cumfetti

When a male ejaculates on a female’s face, then glitter bombs her face.

She wants me to cumfetti her tonight...
I just cumfettied this girl...
I got cumfettied...

Cumfetti by BuzzyGrunt October 9, 2018

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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