Cumfetti

Cumfetti is a verb/noun
The act of throwing confetti in the air while simultaneously cumming after a blowjob or during sex. This is ideal for party situations and very very happy birthdays. Celebrate your life the Cumfetti way.

I got the best blowjob ever!
how do you know?
The cumfetti was everywhere in 2 minutes!

I cumfetti'd all over her and made her pick up the pieces of paper afterwards.

Cumfetti by Pienese! November 28, 2010

Cumfetti

Synonym for the act of ejaculating, a codeword used easily in public because it sounds so much like confetti. Verb, present tense.

I just knew I was about to cumfetti all over her face, but I couldn't help it.

Cumfetti by Nortegirl123 September 26, 2009

cumfetti

The little bits of tissue stuck to your penis after masturbating.

I prefer to jizz in a sock instead of tissue because I don't want to clean up the cumfetti.

cumfetti by Harry Tipper August 31, 2012

Cumfetti

When 3 or more people "spooge" simultaniously.

"D00d me and your twin sisters made sweet cumfetti all over your mom's face it was truely epic lulz."

Cumfetti by patrick fuhken williams April 7, 2008

Cumfetti

When a male ejaculates on a female’s face, then glitter bombs her face.

She wants me to cumfetti her tonight...
I just cumfettied this girl...
I got cumfettied...

Cumfetti by BuzzyGrunt October 9, 2018

CumFetti

When jizz gets everywhere!

Oh my god honey, you hit me on the face with your CumFetti!

CumFetti by HollyWood90027 December 20, 2020

cumfetti

A life threatening medical condition that requires immediate ambulatory service. Also causes genetic birth defects in offspring. 69.4 cases have been reported in the US as of 2023. Primarily affects Caucasian individuals who ingest too many hotdogs.

I'M GONNA SPLOOGE

MICHAEL JACKSON JUST DIED :O

CUMFETTI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

cumfetti by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024