cum snatcher

children or babies, ie. the result of not using birth control and getting pregnant.

"I'll see ya, I gotta go get my little cum snatcher from daycare."

by starbaby237 August 4, 2008

Cum snatcher

A person who steals seman out your dick while you are asleep. That's a cum snatcher

ERIC: " Oh! Scott have you heard the latest gossip?"The dirty bitch Skylar came and snatched Sam's cum while Rachel Therian pretended to be asleep!"

Yui: That dirty cum snatcher!

by BpHoes October 7, 2023

margaret thatcher the cum snatcher

"Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher" is a nickname or term you give to someone who is always vigorously horny and craving sex for the pure enjoyment of seman.

Joe: I just had sex with Bianca.
Nick: why she's always trying to be "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
Joe: true but I heard shell do anything for sex.
Nick: but still she "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."

by Edward dick hands November 30, 2021

Cum snacher

A person who robs men of their semi and or testicle's

Bob and David were in a fight and Bob ripped off David's nuts Bob is the new cum snacher

by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022

cumsnatcher

One who immensely enjoys to snatch cum.

"You're being a cumsnatcher today."

by Gus25 April 30, 2006

Crumsnatcher

a WOMAN and only a WOMAN that consistently trys to get whatever she can from a man
clothes, money, weed, food , hair did , nails did, cigs, beer, etc.
BITCH GET A JOB!

jenny: "can yu please buy me food just this once i promise il pay yu back?"
derek:" Go get a job with yo ol crumsnatching ass bitch, fuckin crumsnatchers"

by derlik my balls May 17, 2011

cumsnatcher

A tissue paper, fabric, or anything used to 'snatch' or clean semen off your penor.

I need to get me some of them cumsnatchers.

by ANS September 23, 2013