cum guzzling

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This is where a hot woman takes a load or three in her beautiful mouth and proceeds to gargle the national anthem.
Alternatively they can just gulp down copious amounts of the goodness knowing that with only 5 calories per serving, their thighs will thank them.

Taking a few good shots in the mouth and then cum guzzling.

cum guzzling by M.R.M May 26, 2008

Words you can keep

cum guzzling slut

a horny bitch who likes to feast on a mans jism in large proportions

your new bird is a right cum guzzling slut

cum guzzling slut by lee kridgi tom sam April 26, 2006

cum guzzling sausage junkie

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.

Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie

cum guzzling sausage junkie by Christopher Graham February 17, 2006

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut

Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.

" Dude! stay away from the Cum guzzling dumpster slut!'

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut by Matstron March 10, 2009

Cum guzzling pub slut

A slut that devotes all of her spare time to trawling alcohol serving venues (mainly pubs) that contain men with full scrotum's of cum. The slut's sole mission in life is to pick up a suitable provider of man juice so as she may receive her fix of hot, lumpy sprog at the earliest possible opportunity.

Jenny is such a cum guzzling pub slut, she can't wait to go to a bar after work and suck dry the nearest hard cock she can lay her cum-ridden lips on.

Ball custard is the lifeblood that Amber craves, she is always leaving a club early to take a man home and receive his delicious deposit of jizz, what a cum guzzling pub slut.

Cum guzzling pub slut by Machris May 10, 2012

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt by lil brooklynboy96 September 16, 2016

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026