Cum guy

A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.

Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.

Cum guy by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018

Cum guy

A person too obsessed with all things cum related, a semen demon, a splooge stooge.

That thebiackeye is such a cum guy, it's all he ever talks about.

Cum guy by Olde Englishe September 23, 2022

Cum is Guy 

guy is cum

Cum is guy

Cum is Guy by MonCock October 20, 2021

Cum of sum yun guy

1. A mythical dish served in a Chinese restaurant catering to male homosexuals and women with a taste for human splooge.

2. The semen discharged from a young male of East Asian lineage.

Hey sissy britches, let's hit the Chink's. They're serving cum of sum yun guy.

Cum of sum yun guy by Tunmy AuGratin April 11, 2006

Cum of sum yun guy

the jism found on a chinese dinner when you weren't expecting anyone to wank on it.

Martin waS AT JIM MORGAN'S HOUSE WHEN HE ASKED ME TO EAT "CUM OF SUM GUY". i SAID NO YOU TIGHT GINGER TWAT.

Cum of sum yun guy by Martin December 11, 2004

cumguy 

Someone who is cumgry all the goddamn time. Currently #2 for pregnancy leaderboards.

Damn I wish I could use another cumguy today

cumguy by Dankbro93 July 20, 2020