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A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.
Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Someone who is cumgry all the goddamn time. Currently #2 for pregnancy leaderboards.
Damn I wish I could use another cumguy today
by Dankbro93 July 20, 2020
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