chilled cucumber

When a two sexual partners either gay or straight. One partner chills his cock using ice, and the other partner does oral. This act usually takes place when the other partner has a sore throat.
My girlfriend has been feeling a bit under weather with a sore throat so I gave her a chilled cucumber.
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 09, 2018
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parking garage guy

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.
The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.
by PhillipD33zNutZ June 09, 2019
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cockball sandwich

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.
Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 02, 2018
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mexican superman

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
by PhillipD33zNutZ April 25, 2020
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The american chinegres baseball league was founded in 1932 by Bing Bong Pong Abdul Jabar. The league was a professional baseball league for Chinese-African American players. This league was used to get Chinese-African Americans in to pro leagues during racist Jim Crow laws. The league was later disbanded in 1936 due to lack of enough Chinese-African Americans. During these times Chinese and Africans weren't allowed to legally be married until 1948.
Jackie Chan was is the all time hit leader in the american chinegres baseball league.
by PhillipD33zNutZ May 18, 2019
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mexican creampie

When one sexual partner ejaculates into a churro. The partner then puts in the other partners vagina or rectum. The partner with the churro in their vagina or rectum then eats the churro.
Did you hear Jose gave his girlfriend a Mexican creampie.
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 24, 2018
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lube skyballer

Luke Skywalker except with way more lube and anal.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 21, 2018
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