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Definitions by PhillipD33zNutZ

DeSean Mcflurry 

DeSean Mcflurry is an urban myth. He is black man from the hood that serves Steph Curry Mcflurries fo' free. He drinks malt liqour and wears gold chains. One thing he hates though is white people. So white people if you see this trick in rolling in yo hood you better cover up or be strapped.
My nigga DeSean Mcflurry got me sauced as AF!!!
DeSean Mcflurry by PhillipD33zNutZ February 3, 2022

mexican superman 

Mexican superman is Mexican man that mows your lawn, rakes your lard, takes your trash out, all the typical Mexican shit, etc. He is basically superman except Mexican. Surprisingly he is not poorer than regular super man despite being way shittier and way more Mexican than super man. Instead of kryptonite being his weakness Mexican Superman weakness is paying taxes.
Rafael Rivas is a Mexican Superman. I keep him down by making pay my taxes.
DNF is the acronym for drinks and fucking. It is a common term used in the modern dating world to describe when a guy takes a girl out to grt drinks with the sole intention to fuck her until her hips heart from sexual intercourse. In many cases this type of dating tendencies lead to one night stands. And sometimes a little nut in the puss.
Michael lives by the code of DNF with women some say Michael is player as fuck.
DNF by PhillipD33zNutZ February 1, 2020

parking garage guy 

Legend has it that during the late 21st century that a guy scavenges parking garages at college campuses to deposit his cum in someone male or female. He makes his deposits orally, vaginally, and anally.
The parking garage guy at UTA usually deposits his cum before work with guys from grindr.

american chinegres baseball league 

The american chinegres baseball league was founded in 1932 by Bing Bong Pong Abdul Jabar. The league was a professional baseball league for Chinese-African American players. This league was used to get Chinese-African Americans in to pro leagues during racist Jim Crow laws. The league was later disbanded in 1936 due to lack of enough Chinese-African Americans. During these times Chinese and Africans weren't allowed to legally be married until 1948.
Jackie Chan was is the all time hit leader in the american chinegres baseball league.

finding cum 

A lot like finding nemo except with way more cum because nemo and dory are cum
Harry I've been finding cum all over fraternity house
finding cum by PhillipD33zNutZ April 11, 2019

cum ball machine 

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.
Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.