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Cum cocking

The Act of rigging a shotgun to blast either you in the skull or your cock/balls via string trap. It may include the premeditated acts of contacting someone to enter the room instantly activating the trap blasting your privates/ Dome whilst fully naked. It is an act of intense humiliation and self sacrifice for pleasure.
Please im mentally ill im so close to just cum cocking myself into oblivion
Cum cocking by A Human TrashCan October 18, 2025
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Aleksander Cum Cocking

Aleksander Cum Cocking is a sexual move where a man inserts his dick into the mouth of a femboy, once the man cums, the femboy spits out the cum onto the cock until it turns wrinkly(like fingers after swimming). After, the man usually takes his semi-dry, dirty nut and shoves it up his rectum to be eaten by the femboy.
Aleksander Cum Cocking could really make me feel better at the moment
Aleksander Cum Cocking by 67er December 28, 2025

Cum Cooking 

The most disgusting cookbook you have ever encountered, it is a collection of recipes to encourage the use of men's semen/cum in food to serve to your family and friends. If you read the reviews, they are totally fake & obviously people are being paid to write them.
Cum Cooking description:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
Cum Cooking by Miss.Swan December 15, 2008

Cum Cooking 

The joyful art of cooking with semen. Semen has been added to food for years but it was perfected by Paul Photenhauer in Natural Harvest in 2008.
Thank you dear, I loved your Cum Cooking! Can I please get some Creamy Cum Crepes for dessert?
Cum Cooking by Gagner February 8, 2013

cumsocking 

Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.
My girlfriend was being a real bitch last night, so I gave her a nice hour long cumsocking session.

Cumdocking

When two men are docking and ejaculate at the same time.
Hey did u know harry and voldemort were cumdocking at the end of the movie
Cumdocking by anonymous November 24, 2021
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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