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Bloody cum slurper 

Committed to pleasure , primal in the level passion they are eager to prove to a deserver partner who reciprocates the enthusiasm and willingness to go above and beyond the call of servicing that booty . Nasty to someone who hasn't been motivated to prove they are willing to lock, such, swallow , receive , bury , or tastes the bodily fluids of the person they want to demonstrate they are willing to show no fear in trying to how commitment rarely if ever shared between couples . Eating a pussy mid menstrual cycle and causing a woman to achieve a crime scene worthy body rocking orgasm gives high dick slangin confidence and a female that swallow a hard bloody dick and drains semen then blows a bubble with it she's a keeper u can always go deeper in . So enjoy and Don't fuck it up .
Bloody cum slurper aka best dick ever ! Definition of a dick doing good as defined by women worldwide Female hormones during they period make them Nutt into coma , bleeding , Cummings, slurping all that up overwhelms females . I will be my girls kryptonite , bloody cum slurpin best dick ever trophy winner .
Bloody cum slurper by Han $olo October 2, 2021

cum slurper#0071 

a lonely piece of shit with no meaning. she is disgusting and literally, everyone hates her. at first glance, you'd think she's a whore because of her username, but she's actually quite shy. She is really sad and sleep-deprived but honestly, who isn't. she hates when people pay attention to her because she strongly believes that she isn't worth it. she puts too much energy into helping others but nobody ever wants to help her when she needs it. her only true friend is her boyfriend, and everyone knows, even her, that she doesn't deserve him. he is way out of her league and it's truly disappointing that he is willing to settle for a piece of shit like her.

she likes to isolate herself because she knows that she doesn't deserve anything or anyone. she is worthless. we all know it .
me: cum slurper#0071 is literally so gross, she probably sits in the shower and cries for hours. she is literally so pathetic. she should just die.

everyone: i agree!

Cum Slurper 

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.
Cum Slurper by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper 

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!

cumslurper 

person that sucks up cum
bro ur girl is a cumslurper
cumslurper by cityboi15 November 21, 2009

cumslurper 

Someone who slups cum. A good insult for sluts!
Sidni and Crystal, quit being a little cumslurpers!
cumslurper by Maria Peters October 1, 2007
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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