Cum Covers

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Cum that has dripped or flown from the penis during

ejaculation on to the bed sheets or comforter that you
are about to lay down in causing a wet spot you are trying to avoid

Be sure that the cum covers stay on your side of the bed. I don't want to sleep in the wet spot

Cum Covers by Sprout No7 October 30, 2011

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cum & cover

after bustig a phat load,you cover the crime scene with your boxers istead of cleaning up the mess

JBooog quickly cummed & covered as his mom walked in the room.

cum & cover by june bug October 27, 2003

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cum covered twat waffle

a shriveled up vagina that looks like a waffle that is also smuthered in cum.

Frank is acting like such a cum covered twat waffle. its ridiculous!!!

cum covered twat waffle by Hawaiian Joe November 16, 2006

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Cum Covered Whacko

A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.

Pat MC is such a cum covered whacko.

That dude will never get laid. He’s such a cum covered whacko!

Cum Covered Whacko by Lil Tope April 12, 2020

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cum covered marauder

A cum covered marauder is a person who just wants everyone to give it to them and just cum all over them

Dude my girlfriend is a cum covered marauder she just wants to get cum all over her

cum covered marauder by Number One Velcuz Fan March 27, 2022

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cum covered tissues

A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.

I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂

cum covered tissues by Official urban definer August 21, 2016

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cover cum

when a single girl has unprotected sex with a married man and she clearly can't turn to him to raise their bastard child........she therefore needs "cover cum". She obtains cover cum within the mandatory 48 hour window via more unprotected sex w/ a single rich guy who can step in and beher baby-daddy.

I ran into an old flame from high school last night and we ended up having unprotected sex. What was I thinking? I need some cover cum asap...

cover cum by atlanta69 August 2, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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