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culinarysex

A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex
Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.
culinarysex by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016
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The fake "clitoris" that is all that remains of the penis of a transwoman after "bottom surgery." You know--the one that "not even a gynecologist can distinguish from the real thing" -- unless he looks at it.
"Hey, did you here that Jessica Yaniv's clain't fell off?"
Clain't by Louis XXV November 27, 2021

culminating project

A project devised by districts around the country to bother the high school senior class by making them work 20 more hours outside of school to prove that they can do a project. In short it's totally lame.
Friend 1 IM: Hey man what's up, I haven't seen you on WoW in five hours.

Friend 2 IM: The culminating project is wasting my life away man.

mr cullin 

the fattest shit in all of st gregories, he calls everyone son and touches people beanheads putting his crusty handsd all over you. If u mess with him u will get a shit tonne of headtouching making you get bullied for having dandruff but really it is the crust from mr cullins hands.
don't be a fokin mr cullin.
mr cullin by ufta May 2, 2019

Culvinize 

To needlessly complicate the solution to a problem, resulting in varying degrees of success. Culvinizing a situation can result in a brilliant, straightforward and simple solution. Likewise, it can result in a convoluted, messy duct-tape-and-baling-wire hack that will eventually fail in catastrophic fashion. Culvinization is heavily dependent upon the context of a situation -- it can be both good and bad.
"Man, that Angular Directive sure is Culvinized"
"A couple of 2X4s and some epoxy... I Culvinized it."
"Roll up your sleeves, boys, it's time to Culvinize this thing"
Culvinize by GRocky January 30, 2015

Culinary Voyeurism 

The act of seeking pleasure by watching others cook food that one cannot eat themselves.

An example is: vegetarians obsessively watching cooking shows primarily involving non-vegetarian food.
This guy is known for his Culinary Voyeurism (Voyeuristic) descriptions of food.
Culinary Voyeurism by Mekkat July 19, 2012
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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