Chulainn

King of the pimps. Even the greatest of men fear this specimen. Scares Chuck Norris, named his mother, frightened the Rock so bad they renamed him Pebbles , when he dies he’ll bury the Undertaker, he can see John Cena, make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a twig, dripped so hard he made Niagra Falls, he single handedly defeated the Red Army with one arm, the cccp actually stood for Chulainn Can Cream Pie, he once dropped 50+ points on Michael Jordan in five minutes, uses google maps to measure his Shlong, he make a Hummer look like a a Fiat 500 sitting in it, He once snorted all of Pablos cocaine in an hour and it didn’t faze him, took an uppercut from Mike Tyson and broke his hand, in a brief summary he is a FUCKING UNIT!!!.

I just impregnated 100 girls.

You are such a Chulainn

Chulainn by Bolshoe Kino August 22, 2020

Chulainn

Most definitely the most sexy guy in the world, undoubtedly.

That guy Chulainn is so hot!

Chulainn by IKNOWITSTRUE December 30, 2013

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Chulainn by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

Chulainn

Chulainn is a game for a child who is chuck norris and Keanu Reeves morphed into one immortal being. Don't kids off or you will experience a world of pain and suffering.

Wow Chulainn sure is hot and sexy today!

Chulainn by CaptainCrazy September 11, 2019

Cu Chulainn 

The badass Lancer servant from Fate/Stay-Night. The one who has a one shot move that can kill anyone in Anime Battle Arena on Roblox

"Wow I think Lancer might be my favorite character" me "Oh do you mean Cu Chulainn?"

Cu Chulainn by GreenRhysGrim March 2, 2022

Dirty Chulainn 

The dirty chulainn is when you chop off fingers one by one while masturbating to photos of your grandmother.

DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND!?

i got down and did the dirty chulainn last night, worth it.

Dirty Chulainn by bigwangry-an August 30, 2023