King of the pimps. Even the greatest of men fear this specimen. Scares Chuck Norris, named his mother, frightened the Rock so bad they renamed him Pebbles , when he dies he’ll bury the Undertaker, he can see John Cena, make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a twig, dripped so hard he made Niagra Falls, he single handedly defeated the Red Army with one arm, the cccp actually stood for Chulainn Can Cream Pie, he once dropped 50+ points on Michael Jordan in five minutes, uses google maps to measure his Shlong, he make a Hummer look like a a Fiat 500 sitting in it, He once snorted all of Pablos cocaine in an hour and it didn’t faze him, took an uppercut from Mike Tyson and broke his hand, in a brief summary he is a FUCKING UNIT!!!.
by Bolshoe Kino August 22, 2020
by IKNOWITSTRUE December 30, 2014
The badass Lancer servant from Fate/Stay-Night. The one who has a one shot move that can kill anyone in Anime Battle Arena on Roblox
by GreenRhysGrim March 2, 2022
Chulainn is a game for a child who is chuck norris and Keanu Reeves morphed into one immortal being. Don't kids off or you will experience a world of pain and suffering.
by CaptainCrazy September 11, 2019
The dirty chulainn is when you chop off fingers one by one while masturbating to photos of your grandmother.
by bigwangry-an August 30, 2023