Clain't

The fake "clitoris" that is all that remains of the penis of a transwoman after "bottom surgery." You know--the one that "not even a gynecologist can distinguish from the real thing" -- unless he looks at it.

"Hey, did you here that Jessica Yaniv's clain't fell off?"

Clain't by Louis XXV November 27, 2021

Clain't

The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.

Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."

Clain't by Louis XXV November 23, 2021

cain't 

Synonym for the contraction "can't".

"Man... a niggah cain't getta break..."

cain't by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

Cain't 

A redneck dialect expression of defeat.

I cain't do it!

Cain't by Big Richard band May 9, 2011

cain't 

A cross between the standard englih contraction "can't"(can not) and non-standard english contraction "ain't" (am not). This combination of contraction forms a powerful word encompassing "can not", "am not", "is not", "are not", and "have not".

English Standard: "I cain't get the tractor to run"
Ebonic: "Nigga I can't.. I'm high as hell"

cain't by SomeDudePPF April 18, 2006

cain't 

A word meaning "can't", but with a Hoffstromic accent to emphasize the impossibility of your suggestion.

Why don't you use the Kp to calculate the molar volume? You...you just cain't, child. You just cain't.

cain't by professor elemental May 26, 2011

cain't 

"Cain't" is not the same as "can't." "Can't" as you know is a contraction for "cannot." Adding the "i" means that whatever cannot be done is WANTING to be done but is impossible to do so. It "ain't possible." and this is usually due to the circumstances surrounding it.

"Now, Milton. I just cain't get up in that water tower without the ladder."
"You're saying you don't know who took it, then ?"
"Exactly."

cain't by dw8177 February 22, 2021