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Clain't
The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.
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Cain't by Big Richard band May 9, 2011
cain't
A cross between the standard englih contraction "can't"(can not) and non-standard english contraction "ain't" (am not). This combination of contraction forms a powerful word encompassing "can not", "am not", "is not", "are not", and "have not".
cain't by SomeDudePPF April 18, 2006
cain't
A word meaning "can't", but with a Hoffstromic accent to emphasize the impossibility of your suggestion.
Why don't you use the Kp to calculate the molar volume? You...you just cain't, child. You just cain't.
cain't by professor elemental May 26, 2011
cain't
"Cain't" is not the same as "can't." "Can't" as you know is a contraction for "cannot." Adding the "i" means that whatever cannot be done is WANTING to be done but is impossible to do so. It "ain't possible." and this is usually due to the circumstances surrounding it.
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