To needlessly complicate the solution to a problem, resulting in varying degrees of success. Culvinizing a situation can result in a brilliant, straightforward and simple solution. Likewise, it can result in a convoluted, messy duct-tape-and-baling-wire hack that will eventually fail in catastrophic fashion. Culvinization is heavily dependent upon the context of a situation -- it can be both good and bad.
"Man, that Angular Directive sure is Culvinized"
"A couple of 2X4s and some epoxy... I Culvinized it."
"Roll up your sleeves, boys, it's time to Culvinize this thing"
"A couple of 2X4s and some epoxy... I Culvinized it."
"Roll up your sleeves, boys, it's time to Culvinize this thing"
by GRocky January 30, 2015
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Don't Clavinize your answer, just give me the facts.
ex:If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWawa.
ex:If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWawa.
by Joe0403 December 19, 2008
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A person who is totally obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. They worship him and his sexiness. This word was made up in relation to the song "Womanizer" by Britney Spears. The first National Cullenizer Day is on Monday, December 8th. Cullenizer can also be a nickname for someone who thinks Edward is particularily yummy.
Mariah is a Cullenizer!
by thelimegreenmachine December 16, 2008
Get the cullenizer mug.You ejaculate in a girls mouth while receiving a blow job. While the semen is in her mouth, you wryly smile at her and say "Taste how much I care". The slogan of the fast food chain, Culver's.
by Cubswin October 23, 2009
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