Culvinize 

To needlessly complicate the solution to a problem, resulting in varying degrees of success. Culvinizing a situation can result in a brilliant, straightforward and simple solution. Likewise, it can result in a convoluted, messy duct-tape-and-baling-wire hack that will eventually fail in catastrophic fashion. Culvinization is heavily dependent upon the context of a situation -- it can be both good and bad.

"Man, that Angular Directive sure is Culvinized"
"A couple of 2X4s and some epoxy... I Culvinized it."
"Roll up your sleeves, boys, it's time to Culvinize this thing"

Culvinize by GRocky January 30, 2015

Clavinize 

To turn a simple answer into a long drawn out and useless lesson, much like the Cliff Clavin character in the television show "Cheers"

Don't Clavinize your answer, just give me the facts.
ex:If you were to go back in history and take every president, you'll find that the numerical value of each letter in their name was equally divisible into the year in which they were elected. By my calculations, our next president has to be named Yellnick McWawa.

Clavinize by Joe0403 December 19, 2008

cullenizer 

A person who is totally obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. They worship him and his sexiness. This word was made up in relation to the song "Womanizer" by Britney Spears. The first National Cullenizer Day is on Monday, December 8th. Cullenizer can also be a nickname for someone who thinks Edward is particularily yummy.

Mariah is a Cullenizer!

cullenizer by thelimegreenmachine December 16, 2008

Culverized 

You ejaculate in a girls mouth while receiving a blow job. While the semen is in her mouth, you wryly smile at her and say "Taste how much I care". The slogan of the fast food chain, Culver's.

Last night was crazy, I Culverized a girl

Culverized by Cubswin October 23, 2009

Cullenize 

The act of changing ones physical appearance to become a member of the "Cullen Family"

"I would love it if someone cullenized me today!"

Cullenize by Srara Kk February 19, 2009

Cullenized 

1. Being in love with the any member of the Cullen clan or the entire clan as a whole.

I became Cullenized after I saw Twilight for the first time.

Cullenized by Rosenrot13 June 2, 2009

cuminize 

to steal an something because it is more valuable to you.

I cuminized the escher painting, because it was in a frat house and i am a math major.

cuminize by chaz July 27, 2004