Cujos 

Proper Noun: A religion and compilation of theoretical ideas based off of the supernatural effects of masturbating.

The basic theory is that if one masturbates, he will have a negative events happening to him for a 24 hour or more period. The events vary in negativity depending on the consecutive masturbations before a period has ended, intensity of masturbation, and subject of masturbation. There are many more factors, but they have been untested and cannot be defined at this moment.

The prophet and founder, ironically, is an avid masturbator.

Verb: The act of masturbating while believing that there are negative effects to it.

Example:
Kevin: I almost got laid last night. Dammit!
Paul: Why? What happened?
Kevin: As the chick was coming out of my Enzo Ferrari to go home with me, a meteor, with the words "fuck you" inscribed in it, crashed down and killed her and smashed the beautiful Enzo as well.
Paul: What a coincidence.
Kevin: No, I had it coming. I cujos'd for 5 hours straight every night for the last 5 month while watching Hannah Montanna, Wizards of Waverly Place, and various other Disney TV shows.

Cujos by DogEatah July 25, 2011

Jolyne Cujoh 

Jolyne Cujoh is the main character of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Part VI and the first female JoJo ever. She is the daughter of Jotaro Kujo and served time in jail for the crimes she committed for her father's attention (not really, she was framed). She is best described as serious, confrontational, abrupt, a̶n̶d̶ h̶̶o̶̶t̶̶ a̶̶s̶̶ f̶̶u̶̶c̶̶k̶̶. For most of the part she and her comrades are on the mission of retrieving Jotaro's memories, Stand, and DISC as it was stolen by Enrico Pucci (the main antagonist of the part) using his Stand: Whitesnake. She later helps and contributes to the fight against a powered up Pucci alongside her dad and others

Fan: My favorite character is actually Jolyne Cujoh from part 6

Jolyne Cujoh by TheProGuyDudeBro November 30, 2020

CuboSapian 

The branch of HOMO SAPIANS that are evolved to solve rubik's cube...

I am a CuboSapian

CuboSapian by CuboSapian February 12, 2022

world cuposer 

A world cuposer is someone who acts as if they know all about soccer (usually around the time of world cup) when in reality, they know little to nothing about the sport. Hardly even watching the world cup let alone the sport itself, they get all the info they need to on social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

They'll also usually only be found talking about "big" teams such as Germany, Brazil, and Argentina and famous players such as Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi, and Neymar.

World cuposer: Did you see that Mexico vs Brazil game the other week? Ochoa was a brick wall!

Soccer fan: Did YOU see the game?

World cuposer: Well... no but --

Soccer fan: Do you even know his first name?

World cuposer: ...

world cuposer by Yangarang July 4, 2014

Cujo 

A book by Stephen King, about a 200 pound St. Bernard (named Cujo) who becomes rabid and kills several people.

Cujo was a very good book.

Cujo by Hitroshimite August 3, 2003

Cujon 

Quitting out of an Xbox live match without any due notice.

Dude, dont pull a Cujon on us!!!

Cujon by Teddy Jam August 11, 2009

cujo 

A dog with aggressive or unpredictable behavior. (Based on the rapid dog from Stephen King's novel.)

Cujo tried to attack the cleaning lady today.

cujo by oaklander July 21, 2006