Cuittle 

Cute and little (Charming and light).

"Della is a Cuittle lady, with a great heart"
"Your lips 're so Cuittle"

Cuittle by Alef Olu BenYah November 13, 2007

cuttlefish of cthulhu 

(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.

Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.

cuttlefish of cthulhu by Robbie M September 14, 2007

Human Cuttlefish 

A beta male, whose tactic to access females is to appear “harmless”, a “male feminist”. This tactic is an attempt to manipulate females to put down their guard, and “trust” that he’s “different from OTHER men”. Will make strong statements denigrating alpha men as being toxic, hyper masculine, and dangerous. Is really just trying to get a sympathy fuck, or boobie pics.

Be careful of that Human Cuttlefish that’s sidling up beside you and just wants to be “friends”! He’ll roofie your drink the first chance he gets!

Human Cuttlefish by MamaMac27 April 25, 2020

cuttlefishing 

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

cuttlefishing by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014

Hot Butter Cuttlefish 

When a white girl hooks up with a Sri Lankan guy and subsequently pisses all over the floor and/or the bean bag sitting upon it.

That bitch just hot butter cuttlefished Tariq.

Hot Butter Cuttlefish by Tommy Trojan Woot Woot February 8, 2009

awkward cuttlefish 

noun; a hand gesture in which the wrists are on top of each other and touching the mouth, and the the fingers are facing outawrd and wiggled; used by ocean science nerds during silences. the phrase "awkward cuttlefish" may or may not be spoken during this time, similar to "awkward turtle"

~elevator silence~
Person 1 to Person 2: ~awkward cuttlefish~
Person 2: You're retarded

awkward cuttlefish by loveotters21 June 1, 2010

Cuttlefishing 

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.

"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."

Cuttlefishing by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015