cuttlefishing 

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

cuttlefishing by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014

Cuttlefishing 

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.

"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."

Cuttlefishing by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015

cuttlefishing 

The act of rubbing ones labia (vaginal lips) over another persons mouth/lips much like the female version of teabagging.

I teabagged Jamie last night and she got me back by cuttlefishing me

cuttlefishing by dalanjiau November 29, 2015

Cuttlefishing 

Cuttlefishing is when you shart underwater, causing a brown cloud much like a cuttlefish's ink escape mechanism.

That bath was too relaxing i started cuttlefishing all over the place.

Cuttlefishing by Umarail March 29, 2015

Cortlefishing

When you pull your dick and out of her pussy like a jumping fish

Me and her went cortlefishing last night all night long

Cortlefishing by Say hi to your mom for me March 24, 2019

Cuddlefishing

When a guy talks his prettiest looking guy friend into dressing up like a girl and then seduces him. It can lead to kissing, seggsual tension, or other escapades.

Mark went cuddlefishing. He got Courtney to dress up like Little Bo Peep for the Halloween party "as a laugh". Later that night I saw them making out and grinding in the backyard.

Cuddlefishing by Cuddle Hunter May 24, 2024

Cuddlefishing

When a guy talks his most pretty looking guy friend into dressing up like a girl and then seduces him. It can lead to kissing, seggsual tension or other escapades.

Mark went cuddlefishing. He convinced Courtney to dress up like a girl for the Halloween party. Later that night I saw them kissing in the backyard.

Cuddlefishing by Cuddle Hunter May 24, 2024