n. - one who is bad. The name is derived from that of the cephalopod, which looks as though it would be a poor kisser. The slimy, moist, decidedly unsolid appearance of the creature also no doubt contribute to the use of its name this context.
That guy Emily hooked up with last night was a total cuttlefish, always ramming his tongue down her throat. gross.
by knut September 27, 2004
Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.
I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.
by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014
The Female version of teabagging.
To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.
To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.
by Wirey_Squirey October 10, 2015
Oderus's cuttlefish busted all over the crowd!
The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish as evidence.
The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish as evidence.
by jägermonsta November 15, 2006
by cephalopod lover October 18, 2010
Oderus's cuttlefish busted all over the crowd!
The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish for evidence.
The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish for evidence.
by jägermonsta November 14, 2006
Cuttlefish is like a squid/octopus hybrid. It spits ink and it's really tasty when you give it teh eatin.
by Void July 29, 2003