Cuetch

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When your girl is a cute couch potato

"I look like a couch potato"
"Yeah but you're Cuetch"

Cuetch by Couchpotatoqueen January 3, 2019

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cuntchunder

the initial blobbing gush of monthly ragu juice produced by the female of the species

...me cuntchunder is overdue....

....oh am having a heavy cuntchunder today.....

erh that pasta sauce taste like cuntchunder

cuntchunder by clavecin1716 August 28, 2010

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Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

Cretching by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

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Cuntchops

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

Cuntchops by Darren July 4, 2004

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Cuntchi-Munchi

When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.

Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!

Cuntchi-Munchi by The Riddler 2016 March 19, 2016

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Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

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chetching

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

chetching by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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