Cuetch

When your girl is a cute couch potato

"I look like a couch potato"
"Yeah but you're Cuetch"

Cuetch by Couchpotatoqueen January 3, 2019

cuntchunder 

the initial blobbing gush of monthly ragu juice produced by the female of the species

...me cuntchunder is overdue....

....oh am having a heavy cuntchunder today.....

erh that pasta sauce taste like cuntchunder

cuntchunder by clavecin1716 August 28, 2010

Cretching 

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

Cretching by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Cuntchops 

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

Cuntchops by Darren July 4, 2004

Cuntchi-Munchi

When you are dialed off your tits with no food around apart from ya woman's snatch.

Off my face and the cupboard was bare. Time for a Cuntchi-Munchi!!!

Cuntchi-Munchi by The Riddler 2016 March 19, 2016

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

chetching 

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

chetching by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006