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Cuntchops 

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.
"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"
Cuntchops by Darren July 4, 2004
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cuntchops 

a very loud person,who doesnt know anything about life
cuntchops by terry nash July 16, 2003

cuntchops 

Any type of meat that shares a similar taste, consistancy, and scent of a pussy.

How it came to be:
Upon ordering a chicken caesar salad once, I took my first bite and realized something tasted very familar, but not like chicken. I then immediately associated it with pussy. Not only did it taste like it, but it had labial consistancy, that is, a labial feeling on my tongue, and upon a quick inhale through my nose, the scent of a washed pussy.

I dubbed the chicken - Cuntchops.
Man, I went to the Cheesecake Factory last night and I swore I was eating cuntchops!

I'm not a big fan of cuntchops... It reminds me too much of my ex.
cuntchops by Lord of Cheese February 7, 2005

cuntychops 

scottish phrase, general insult pertaining to someone having a vagina-esque face, or conversely, an arse for a head. can even be used to affectionately comment about a friend's foul mood.
cuntychops by Anders April 5, 2003
a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour
Sam likes being a cuntcop
Cuntcop by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
When something indescribably bad happens.

Its so bad its like saying the word voldermort in harry potter.
"my nan just died"
" CUNTHOUSE " !!!!!!!!!!!
Cunthouse by TaylorTopham August 20, 2010

cuntcloser 

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
cuntcloser by MIKENIT July 4, 2009
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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