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Cuntch is a contraction of the words cunt and bitch and is used to describe someone for whom neither word does justice.
My ex-wife is a major cuntch.
by Evilmike August 10, 2005
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A cross between a cunt, a winch and a bitch. A nasty loose vagina, basically used as a tool to lore man whores who can't get laid for the night.
Hey Dustin, you aint got nothing to worry about that cuntch Emily is here.

My gawd can you believe that Cuntch Misty showed up with Dustin.

Bruh bruh don't worry dude if you can't get any there's always that cuntch Rita.
by nymphobitchwhore July 13, 2016
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A Cunt that is Crunchy and or gross and dirty.
"She got finger banged in an alley now that bitch has a nasty cuntch"
by Viva_La_Me December 03, 2006
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That Joanna is such a cuntch. She stole my pencil and when I accused her of it she kicked me in the balls!
by roXas07 November 09, 2009
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