A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.
Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"
Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."
Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."
Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
by oneall April 10, 2009
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In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family
bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?
by joshua001 March 11, 2007
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Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010
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1. Mexican slang term for an AK-47, whose literal meaning is "goat's horn", in reference to the curved magazine clip or banana clip that the armament uses.
1. Mexican slang term for an AK-47, whose literal meaning is "goat's horn", in reference to the curved magazine clip or banana clip that the armament uses.
From the song "Pacas de a Kilo" by Los Tigres del Norte:
" Por ahí andan platicando que un día me van a matar no me asustan las culebras yo sé perder y ganar ahí traigo un cuerno de chivo para el que le quiera entrar"
" Por ahí andan platicando que un día me van a matar no me asustan las culebras yo sé perder y ganar ahí traigo un cuerno de chivo para el que le quiera entrar"
by Naquerrimo January 28, 2005
Get the cuerno de chivo mug.Word in Spanish that means the animal kept in farms for consumption and makes a squealing noise, and called to someone who is disgusting, awful and repulsive.
-El cerdo chilla si le tiras de la cola.
-The pig screams if you pull its tail.
-Ese cerdo violó a la niña del exorcista!
-That sick pig raped the Exorcist's daughter!
-The pig screams if you pull its tail.
-Ese cerdo violó a la niña del exorcista!
-That sick pig raped the Exorcist's daughter!
by Teh Wolfboy August 17, 2015
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Spanish: Mira a esa maldita cuero.
English: Look at that fucking slut.
Spanish: Tu si eres cuero.
English: You are such a slut.
English: Look at that fucking slut.
Spanish: Tu si eres cuero.
English: You are such a slut.
by Playarincon November 21, 2010
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