joshua001's definitions

transformer

someone who is a friend in disguise, but really youre enemy, a backstabber, betrayal, player hater call it how you will.

you shouldnt chill with that dude anymore hes a transformer

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

2pac

some dead guy, that many people think is still alive, similar to what happened with elvis presley

2pac is dead and people need to realize that

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

paper gangster

somebody that makes up words and puts it in the urban dictionary, also anyone who would put this language in there every day life.

yo money, hit da celly 2 da trap, conserve da scrilla, fa sheezy, teazy. then put pads of bars in da urban dictionary, since us slangas are trill like dat, keep it paper gangster doggy.

by joshua001 March 5, 2007

suge knight

a genius master mind. from hanging vanilla ice out of a 30 story building after stealing the lyrics of another artists to ice ice baby, got him finances to start death throw records. first started signing artists like snoop dogg, engineer/artist at the time dr. dre, da dogg pound, lady of rage, nate dogg, warren g. which brought him to the top of the money hustle. signed 2pac, which 2pac was very successful under interscope records. 2pac was under allegations of rape, posted for bail for 1.4 million dollars which ppl at the time, thought suge was doing pac a favor, naw not at all. after snoop and pac made it out of there procedings, the single "2 of amerikas most wanted" made big momentum for the album "all eyes on me". after the shooting of 2pac, thats when a bunch of releases came out. diddy saw how much of a rise of income and animositity came for suge knight, so diddy decided to do it to biggie before his "life after death", came out. then shyne later gotten shafted, also many other artists.

suge knight is a genius, ppl need to realize that

by joshua001 March 23, 2007

jose cuervo

In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family

bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?

by joshua001 March 11, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

deployment cue

1.the only reason you talk to these females is because youre deployed overseas, there is 15 guys for every female, so theres not any better pussy to talk to. 2. also can be said as deployment q, q being short for quality. 3.can be refered also as a cue: used in a call center as in the order you talk to the customers. so in this instance you start off with the good looking work youre way to where standards have not mattered anymore.

1. i talked to me some deployment cue the other nite at baghdad

2. that girl sure is deployment q, so im gonna talk to her.

3. im working my way down the deployment cue, im down to talking to a female who looks like monique, wish me luck.

by joshua001 December 14, 2008