joshua001's definitions

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

2pac

some dead guy, that many people think is still alive, similar to what happened with elvis presley

2pac is dead and people need to realize that

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

thick

not fat, not anorexic, but more in between. has a nice voluptious badonkadonk, tits mostly a double d average, big thighs(but not to wear they create stretch marks), hips to where from the front you know she has a phat ass, a little bit of waist is alright, but not sagging over the belt or looking like there pregnant. examples of females who would be considered thick (esther baxter, buffy the body, reagan gomez, trina, janet jackson as far as the black chicks), (jessica simpson, trish stratus, micky james, coco for the white chicks) 38dd-26-42 standing at 5'5 is how i like em

damn look at that girl bending over with that junk in that trunk, now she thick im gonna go holla at her

by joshua001 March 9, 2007

jose cuervo

In 1758, José Antonio de Cuervo received a land grant from the King of Spain in the Mexican state of Jalisco. He produced mezcal in a small factory on this land. His descendant, José María Guadalupe Cuervo, used the land to build a distillery for tequila production in 1795. The distillery was later named Fabrica La Rojeña. The tequila was exported to the United States for the first time in 1873. In 1900, José Cuervo Labastida decided to brand the tequila as Jose Cuervo. The company is now owned and run by heirs of the Cuervo family, the Beckmann family

bartender-what should it be sir?
josh-some tequila
bartender-patron or jose cuervo
josh-some jose of course, why should i pay twice as much for the same effect?

by joshua001 March 11, 2007

deployment cue

1.the only reason you talk to these females is because youre deployed overseas, there is 15 guys for every female, so theres not any better pussy to talk to. 2. also can be said as deployment q, q being short for quality. 3.can be refered also as a cue: used in a call center as in the order you talk to the customers. so in this instance you start off with the good looking work youre way to where standards have not mattered anymore.

1. i talked to me some deployment cue the other nite at baghdad

2. that girl sure is deployment q, so im gonna talk to her.

3. im working my way down the deployment cue, im down to talking to a female who looks like monique, wish me luck.

by joshua001 December 14, 2008

shot caller

an individual who runs the prison, even respected by the guards. the wardon of the inmates, runs the asylum, unbreakable, high commisary status, mostlikely a lifer and deadly. always keeping people from taking his place.

example being michael santos is a fuckin shot caller

by joshua001 February 28, 2007

shoneys

a nasty resturant chain, that will be found along interstates for the most part. they even had a motel called the shoneys inn but went out of business, due to lack of business.

darnell: hey whats going on caroline, pullover to that shoney's and lets get the 2 for $10.99 meals.
rosa: why dont we just head to denny's a mile down and get there meals for the same price.
darnell: but ugh where black, they wont serve us right away
rosa: id rather wait for some denny's food then eat at that shit hole shoneys

by joshua001 March 7, 2007