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Cuddlefishing

When a guy talks his prettiest looking guy friend into dressing up like a girl and then seduces him. It can lead to kissing, seggsual tension, or other escapades.
Mark went cuddlefishing. He got Courtney to dress up like Little Bo Peep for the Halloween party "as a laugh". Later that night I saw them making out and grinding in the backyard.

cuttlefishing 

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.
I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

Cuttlefishing 

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.
"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."
Cuttlefishing by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015

cuddlefishie 

petname for the best boyfriend and fiance you can imagine: mine! :3

he's so sweet! <3
Ik hou van je mijn cuddlefishie :3

I love you my cuddlefishie <3

Cuddlefishie-Attack! xD
cuddlefishie by Suzume October 23, 2008

cuttlefishing 

The act of rubbing ones labia (vaginal lips) over another persons mouth/lips much like the female version of teabagging.
I teabagged Jamie last night and she got me back by cuttlefishing me
cuttlefishing by dalanjiau November 29, 2015

Cuttlefishing 

Cuttlefishing is when you shart underwater, causing a brown cloud much like a cuttlefish's ink escape mechanism.
That bath was too relaxing i started cuttlefishing all over the place.
Cuttlefishing by Umarail March 29, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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