Cuddleblock

verb - to impede or "block " the action of cuddling, similar to cock blocking but worse

"We were cuddling on the reclining chairs at the movies and fucking Bram walks in. I can't believe my girl invited her best guy friend on what was supposed to our date . I got cuddleblocked, man. It fucking sucked."

by gracer pacer October 30, 2019

cuddleshock

the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.

Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.

by badmintonlover February 27, 2011

cuddleshock

(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.

(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.

Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...

by badmintonlover13 March 13, 2011

Cuddlecock

The intimate act of cuddleing or snuggling when your loved one is hard insdie of you.

Master Jasper, "I need to be close to you, my Dove..."

Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.

"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.

by Clurrabella_ December 4, 2009

cuddlelocked

The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.

“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”

by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021

Cuddleshock

When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think “my god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”

Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful

by BigManBomb78 October 21, 2019

Cuddlecock

A flaccid penis — especially in the context of poor sexual performance.

‘The missus fancied a shag last Tuesday, but I had a bad case of the cuddlecock after a night of hard drinking.’

‘Sorry dear, but it seems I’m cuddlecocked.’

by durdledoo October 18, 2020