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cuddleshock 

the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.
Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
cuddleshock by badmintonlover February 27, 2011
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cuddleshock 

(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.

(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.
Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...
cuddleshock by badmintonlover13 March 13, 2011

Cuddleshock 

When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think “my god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”
Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful
Cuddleshock by BigManBomb78 October 21, 2019

Cuddlecock

The intimate act of cuddleing or snuggling when your loved one is hard insdie of you.
Master Jasper, "I need to be close to you, my Dove..."

Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.

"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.
Cuddlecock by Clurrabella_ December 4, 2009

Cuddlesick 

Having a need and/or craving for cuddling.
Boyfriend: "Are you feeling ok?"
Girlfriend: "I've just been a bit cuddlesick lately."
Boyfriend: "C'mon, let's go fix that!"
Cuddlesick by R530er October 11, 2014

cuddlesuck 

Cuddling with your partner and giving oral sex in a unconventional position.
My boyfriend cuddlesucked yesterday in the car.
cuddlesuck by eseculo614 June 27, 2015

Cuddleblock 

verb - to impede or "block " the action of cuddling, similar to cock blocking but worse
"We were cuddling on the reclining chairs at the movies and fucking Bram walks in. I can't believe my girl invited her best guy friend on what was supposed to our date . I got cuddleblocked, man. It fucking sucked."
Cuddleblock by gracer pacer October 30, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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