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cuddleshock 

the act of cuddling with one of the opposite sex only to be shocked when reaching for their gentalia.
Anthony: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that girl the other night?
Spencer: Yeah man, you totally looked like you were set for a good night with her.
Alex: Yeah man, I thought so too. But we got in my bed and she cuddleshocked me.
cuddleshock by badmintonlover February 27, 2011
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cuddleshock 

(for a male) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach between there legs and find a penis.

(for a female) to initiate in some intense cuddling with one of the opposite sex, only to reach down there and find... well, nothing at all.
Spencer: Yo Alex, what happened between you and that chick last night?
Anthony: Yeah, you guys looked like you were gonna get some man!
Alex: Yeah, I thought so, too. But I took her home and she cuddleshocked me...
cuddleshock by badmintonlover13 March 13, 2011

Cuddleshock 

When you’re cuddling with your significant other and you look at them while cuddling and think “my god this person actually exists in my life and wants to lay with me and be around me.”
Jim: When I was laying with Christine last night I had major cuddleshock. She’s just so wonderful
Cuddleshock by BigManBomb78 October 21, 2019

Cuddlecock

The intimate act of cuddleing or snuggling when your loved one is hard insdie of you.
Master Jasper, "I need to be close to you, my Dove..."

Master Jasper penetrated Bella, holding her close, as they watched the film.

"I love it when you cuddlecock me, Master," Bella cawed.
Cuddlecock by Clurrabella_ December 4, 2009

Cuddlesick 

Having a need and/or craving for cuddling.
Boyfriend: "Are you feeling ok?"
Girlfriend: "I've just been a bit cuddlesick lately."
Boyfriend: "C'mon, let's go fix that!"
Cuddlesick by R530er October 11, 2014

cuddlesuck 

Cuddling with your partner and giving oral sex in a unconventional position.
My boyfriend cuddlesucked yesterday in the car.
cuddlesuck by eseculo614 June 27, 2015

Cuddleblock 

verb - to impede or "block " the action of cuddling, similar to cock blocking but worse
"We were cuddling on the reclining chairs at the movies and fucking Bram walks in. I can't believe my girl invited her best guy friend on what was supposed to our date . I got cuddleblocked, man. It fucking sucked."
Cuddleblock by gracer pacer October 30, 2019
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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Hate Draft

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2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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