cuddlelocked 

The state of being unable to move due to a pet sleeping or cuddling up to, or on; you or a limb. May also apply to humans.

“Hey homie, get out here, they got a motherfuckin’ firing squad out here!”
“Can’t man, I’m cuddlelocked.”

cuddlelocked by bubblegumpunkk December 1, 2021

CuddleFucked 

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.

Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."

CuddleFucked by Meinekilla May 2, 2011

cuddlefucked 

When someone cuddles the fuck out of you. It can be naked and horny but there is never sex.

I just got cuddlefucked

cuddlefucked by kittenskitten June 7, 2016