1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad

1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers

cutting cucumbers by Starik Hotabich May 24, 2006

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cucumbers on fire

A green vegetable doused with fuel and lit up with a torch. It burns real nice!

Wow! look at those cucumbers on fire burn! It's burning real nice!

cucumbers on fire by solarbirdman January 8, 2010

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cucumbers

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

cucumbers by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

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Cool cucumbers

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!

Cool cucumbers by M.Urbany November 22, 2011

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