Cucumberous

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Adjective to be used in place of/in conjunction with the phrase "cool as a cucumber"

"That chap over there, see how he's relaxing, he looks so cucumberous"

Cucumberous by TheMuffinedWordsmith August 1, 2022

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Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

Cucumbers per second by RedWolve September 18, 2019

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carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

carving veins in cucumbers by de-pube September 25, 2022

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cutting cucumbers

1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad

1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers

cutting cucumbers by Starik Hotabich May 24, 2006

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cucumbers on fire

A green vegetable doused with fuel and lit up with a torch. It burns real nice!

Wow! look at those cucumbers on fire burn! It's burning real nice!

cucumbers on fire by solarbirdman January 8, 2010

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cucumbers

Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.

Alex said he saw Mrs. Duboise buy the 6 longets cucumbers at the Fruit Market yesterday morning.

cucumbers by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003

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Cool cucumbers

It's the new "cool beans," but it sounds way better. Why would beans be cool? Well, cucumbers would be cool because they're in the fridge. Of course.

Person 1: Dude, I'm gonna hit up that Abandon Kansas concert
Person 2: Cool cucumbers!

Cool cucumbers by M.Urbany November 22, 2011

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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