CUCUMBERSUM 

Fear of Cucumber or variant of Cucumber related food

e.g Pickle

You are Cucumbersum.

My cat is super Cucumbersum!

CUCUMBERSUM by Roc0Bama August 2, 2023

CUCUMBERSUM 

Fear or scared of Cucumbers

This person is Cucumbersum.

Bro you must be Cucumbersum.

Bro if you are Cucumbersum. You don't want to open the vegetable drawer. There are Cucumbers in there!

CUCUMBERSUM by Roc0Bama August 7, 2023

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

Cucumbers per second by RedWolve September 18, 2019

carving veins in cucumbers 

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.

ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!

carving veins in cucumbers by de-pube September 25, 2022

cucumbersome 

kew-kuhm-ber-suhm adj.

derived from the words cucumber and cumbersome

1. awkward in such a way that only a cucumber could fit.

2. clumsy to the point having all efforts reduced to the skill and tact of a cucumber

her pussy was cucumbersome

he has a cucumbersome navel

that parking looks cucumbersome

cucumbersome by manshaman December 9, 2008

cutting cucumbers 

1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad

1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers

cutting cucumbers by Starik Hotabich May 24, 2006

cucumbernimbus

A sarcastically bad mispelling of the word cumulonimbus, a type of cloud.

I hate learning about clouds. Everything's so boring. I don't have time for this cucumbernimbus bullsh*t.

cucumbernimbus by Thomas's things July 7, 2021