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Cucumberobert

When you are heavily sedated with psilocybin mushrooms and become aware of the phallic, overly-masculine characteristics of the English cucumber. The dark, cumbersome cucumber has no business laying with the comforting, flamboyant mango. Therefore, he is Cucumberobert.
Bro: Oh my god, you’ve been eating Cucumberobert!
Dude: He’s just Bert now.
by papagumbo May 18, 2021
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