CucumberFuck 

when your life is fucked up so you fuck a cucumber

me:dude i have no life
friend: bro i got you, go CucumberFuck

CucumberFuck by TROLLR666 April 26, 2017

clumberfuck

A person who has little up top mentally and very little down below physically.
Usually male.

You wouldn't touch a clumberfuck with.a bargepole. Or any other sex toy.

Ut oh clumberfuck alert.
Keep your panties on and disengage eye contact.

clumberfuck by lalalayla606 July 10, 2014

cumberfuck 

Cumbersome + fuck
Extremely cumbersome

This situation is such a cumberfuck

cumberfuck by TriniLB June 18, 2017

cumberfuck 

"cumberfuck" is when a female or male fucks themself with a cucumber. just a cucumber nothing else. maybe even during intercourse.

"yo, this girl was talking to me act cumberfucking, we was meeting up to fuck and she whipped out a cucumber and stuck it up my ass, ngl if felt good!"

"shit dude she's wildin n so are you!"

cumberfuck by youraveragefuckee274027402 December 5, 2022