Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

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Cumpanion

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

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chumpatize

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.

Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

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Crumpacker

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.

Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.

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cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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