Chumpanzee

Much like the word "Chump", a chumpanzee is simply person who is being a chump. Chumpanzee can be used specifically to avoid the repetition

of using chump.

Guy 1: "Hey man, I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight."
Guy 2: "Lame, quit being a chumpanzee"

by dontcontactme March 3, 2014

Chumpanzee

A Chumpanzee is an animal that is almost identical to a chimpanzee is every way except personality and intelligence. Basically it is a chimpanzee that is stupid, ugly, retarded and is a wimp that gets bullied by koalas and sometime butt raped by sloths.

We went to the zoo yesterday but it was complete rubbish. All the animals were asleep except for two koala that were butt raping the shit out of some fat ass Chumpanzee and the whole time the Chumpanzee just whined a little bit but kept eating the crusty mcnuggets we had throw at him. He was in a safe place until we knocked him down with the nuggets and then a sloth got in his hiding place and would not let him escape. I kinda felt bad for the poor guy but only for a few seconds. After that we just made fun of him and videoed it for the zoo giftshop.

by saharadryhumor January 23, 2015

Chimpanzee Choke

The sexual position and act of stepping on your partner's neck and either tea-bagging them or the partner performing fellatio. May crush the partner's windpipe, so take caution when you perform this act.

Dave: Hey man, what happened last night?
Pete: I performed a chimpanzee choke on my girlfriend and crushed her windpipe, she's on life support now.
Dave: Was it worth it?
Pete: Totally.

by SomeDudeInTarget October 3, 2018

Chimpanzee

A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.

If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.

My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

chimpanzeed

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee

Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.

by Yyachub May 13, 2008

The chimpanzee

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off

Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids

by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018