fugitive's definitions

crispy snoots

Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.

The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!

by fugitive May 12, 2007

bongathon

A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.

I think I won last night's bongathon, but I don't really remember drinking the bong water.

by fugitive October 4, 2004

punditocracy

The universe of the mainstream media (pundits) talking heads who tell the general population what to think. Their aim is to influence the political landscape by their erudite utterances. Their stock and trade is opinion, rather than fact with both generally being pulled out of their asses. The punditocracy thinks more of itself than those who listen to it.

Rush Limbaugh. Robert Novack. Ann Coulter. Cal Thomas.

by fugitive October 1, 2004

goddamn

Something you put motherfucks next to. Certain Chief Gunner's Mates in the US Navy have developed the ability to transform the English language so that expletives are transformed into nouns.

"Hey, Chief Gunny. Where do you want me to put this?"

"Just put the motherfuck next to the goddamn."

by fugitive October 1, 2004

bug juice

A sugary drink mixed in vast quantities from a mysterious powder commonly served on US Navy vessels in the enlisted men's mess. Can also be used to clean brass.

Crap. They're all out of coffee so I had to drink bug juice instead.

by fugitive September 29, 2004

deather

noun

"From birther, a related conspiracy theory which holds that President Obama is not a natural born U.S. citizen. Inspired by the teabaggers of April 15, 2009.

One who believes or spreads the false conspiracy theory that the health care reform legislation before Congress would create "death panels" or force seniors and sick people into euthanasia."

From DailyKos: Rush Limbaugh is a deather

"Sarah Palin is a deather. Glenn Beck is a deather. Rush Limbaugh is a deather. " From DailyKos: Rush Limbaugh is a deather

by fugitive August 11, 2009

astroturf

v. The technique of using boiler plate text to advance a political agenda. "Astroturfing" is typically done by sending the same letter to every newspaper one can find. A certain number of newspapers will be duped into thinking that the letter is original and heartfelt when it is neither.

Many newspapers were astroturfed with the pro-Bush letters posted at the pResident's web site. Many newspapers were convinced that a number of soldiers worship Bush as the Messiah incarnate.

by fugitive October 9, 2004