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I'll give you a Csite, if you don't shut up!
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cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
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Cstte

Cstte stands for Creepy Stalker To The Extreme. This word is usually used in situations to describe someone who is either creepy or acting stalkerish except in an extreme way. This word is commonly used by only the smartest people in society because who would be stupid enough to mention a stalkers actions outloud! If this word is used in the correct context you will become a rank cooler in life and will receive many claps from mufasha. A clap from mufasha could change the whole fate of the galaxy. Not using this word could result in foopin with a hobo.
Hey, look at that cstte! He's looking at us through your window!
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citemare

Having a hard time finding suitable citations for a document.
Not even Google can find me a good citation, I'm having a citemare.
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The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do
The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do
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Cliterference

When someone gets in the way of you flirting, making out, or having sex with a girl you're interested in. Essentially, the sapphic or wlw version of cock blocking.
We can't bring Ashton on our date he's Cliterference in human form
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cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
by missemily9 October 28, 2009
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