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The act of attempting to maximise one's looks and sexual market value, or SMV. This can be achieved through softmaxxing, for instance taking care of one's skin and hair, or through hardmaxxing, which typically involves getting dangerous facial surgery such as bimaxillary osteotomy, canthoplasty, orbital box osteotomy and jaw implants. Softmaxxing is an almost guaranteed to improve one's looks and is cheap, hardmaxxing tends to produce uncanny results and can make one look worse, and are more dangerous and expensive.
Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.
Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.
Person 1: nigga you look musty and crusty asf you need to do some looksmaxxing ASAP
Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq
Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over
Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq
Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over
by Samueliscool223 March 5, 2024
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Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok
Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok
by Samueliscool223 November 24, 2021
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by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021
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B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.
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by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022
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by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
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by Samueliscool223 March 24, 2023
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