Samueliscool223's definitions

Genshin Impact Enjoyer

An individual who plays the game "Genshin Impact". They are typically without a father figure, and typically go to jail once they find a girlfriend.s

A: Hello, I like to play Genshin Impact
B: ah, a Genshin Impact enjoyer, so you must be a cultured, fatherless pedophile, I see. Very based

by Samueliscool223 December 29, 2021

1,084,170

A very special number, as it is the total number of words in the entire Harry Potter series.

Person 1: lmao dude look at this funny meme
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿

by Samueliscool223 September 1, 2021

Rick and Morty Enjoyer

Someone with a very high IQ.

A: dude, did you hear about the new fundamental force discovery made by a bunch of scientists in a particle accelerator? I wonder how on Earth they managed to detect it with those muons...
B: they must be Rick and Morty enjoyers
A: shut up homiesexual
B: didnt ask + get golden ratioed + fatherless individual POV
*they then make out*

by Samueliscool223 December 29, 2021

Australia

A made up place that doesn't exist

Person A: just went to Australia, was so sick how I got to be upside down for two weeks straight
Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok

by Samueliscool223 November 24, 2021

FACTS and LOGIC

Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!

Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!

2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! 😎 dum liberaels

and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here 🥵😍 facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL

by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.

Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021

Joe many liberals

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™

A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022