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A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.
Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
Get the Shrek (unit of time)mug. Short for ''did not read''. Often used when someone writes a message that is a paragraph in length or more on an internet forum.
Person A: The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder. The voices are getting louder.
Person B: dnrd this cringe autism
Person B: dnrd this cringe autism
by Samueliscool223 March 24, 2023
Get the dnrdmug. An individual who plays the game "Genshin Impact". They are typically without a father figure, and typically go to jail once they find a girlfriend.s
A: Hello, I like to play Genshin Impact
B: ah, a Genshin Impact enjoyer, so you must be a cultured, fatherless pedophile, I see. Very based
B: ah, a Genshin Impact enjoyer, so you must be a cultured, fatherless pedophile, I see. Very based
by Samueliscool223 December 29, 2021
Get the Genshin Impact Enjoyermug. Person A: no way it's the dude who has the Skittle Touch! That must be so awesome
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.
Person A: lmao dope
by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021
Get the Skittle Touchmug. The sigma male grindset refers to the the superior mindset possessed by the male at the top of the social hierarchy, also known as the sigma. This grindset is often mentioned when the sigma does something that may be considered based and redpilled. Society (runned by betas) views the Sigma as a threat. He is thus often a victim of societal ostracism for his intrinsically based nature. He is the victim of a systematic societal hate crime.
Instance of the Sigma Male Grindset:
(Low IQ beta judge): you are charged with 17 counts of corporate embezzlement. What do you have to say in your defence?
(Sigma male, representing himself like a true chad): your honour, first of all, you're a stinky poo. Second, you do not understand the grind. I must exploit the weak to maximize entertainment value, and personal gains. It is simply in my based and redpilled nature. Is that really a crime?
(Beta judge, realising his substantial error): yooo my bad, all charges dropped. Respect the grindset bro 📈
(Low IQ beta judge): you are charged with 17 counts of corporate embezzlement. What do you have to say in your defence?
(Sigma male, representing himself like a true chad): your honour, first of all, you're a stinky poo. Second, you do not understand the grind. I must exploit the weak to maximize entertainment value, and personal gains. It is simply in my based and redpilled nature. Is that really a crime?
(Beta judge, realising his substantial error): yooo my bad, all charges dropped. Respect the grindset bro 📈
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
Get the Sigma male grindsetmug. The act of attempting to maximise one's looks and sexual market value, or SMV. This can be achieved through softmaxxing, for instance taking care of one's skin and hair, or through hardmaxxing, which typically involves getting dangerous facial surgery such as bimaxillary osteotomy, canthoplasty, orbital box osteotomy and jaw implants. Softmaxxing is an almost guaranteed to improve one's looks and is cheap, hardmaxxing tends to produce uncanny results and can make one look worse, and are more dangerous and expensive.
Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.
Looksmaxxing was created by involuntary celibates on now defunct forums and the still operational site, 4chan back in the late 2000's and early 2010's. It has recently received global mainstream attention on the internet due to its sudden rise in popularity on TikTok and YouTube from 2022-current.
Person 1: nigga you look musty and crusty asf you need to do some looksmaxxing ASAP
Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq
Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over
Person 2: i know i am gonna get OBO 10 inch LL surgery lefort 4 BSSO jaw implants rhinoplasty cheek implants autism removal surgery white skin transplant and penis implants and become turbo chad i am so high iq
Person 1: you are retarded you are just going to look uncanny and be 250000 dollars in debt. just rope honestly its so over
by Samueliscool223 March 5, 2024
Get the Looksmaxxingmug. Person A: just went to Australia, was so sick how I got to be upside down for two weeks straight
Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok
Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok
by Samueliscool223 November 24, 2021
Get the Australiamug.