cryping

The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.

With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.

by ©m® May 5, 2006

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crype

N. Promotion or marketing that is vacuous ( - promotion for promotion's sake - ) or disappointing. A blend of the words crap and hype, synonymous with the exclamation "cripes".

More crype about the new Doctor Who on the TV tonight.

by freewheeling September 4, 2013

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