crytting

The act of crying and shitting simultaneously.

She just broke up with me over text in the middle of my shit. I’m crying and shitting at the same time, I’m crytting.

by GreenMow.com April 18, 2024

Cryting

Binging on sweet or fatty foods while crying, because you just don't know what else to do.

After getting home from work William just sat cryting Nutella and peanut butter on Tuc crackers.

by KarlWS August 24, 2020

Cretting

Cretting is a west Londno slang word for Desperate/Need/In Need

She is cretting for a splif

by WestLdnKid May 18, 2011

cratting

chatting while taking a poop.

I just ate some taco bell so I'm cratting to you on the phone.

by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010

crything

The action of crying while sitting facing into a corner and masturbating to the thought of your father

Haha, look at Steven crything over there!

by BrbTech June 6, 2009

Crypting

To fuck in a cemetery- similar to cottaging

"Yeah I was crypting with this guy I met on Grindr the other night, I got a scrape from tripping over a headstone"

"Dude, do you not have a bed?"

by ShinyMagpie September 4, 2023

Critting

A successful masturbatory session of above-average quality.

"I was critting last night I don't, think i'll have another session like that ever again."

by the Dih stroyer April 6, 2025